{"id":12783,"date":"2022-07-01T06:55:32","date_gmt":"2022-07-01T06:55:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.smokerash.net\/retail\/?post_type=product&#038;p=12783"},"modified":"2022-07-05T20:18:14","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T20:18:14","slug":"serious-monkey-flask-urine","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/www.smokerash.net\/retail\/product\/serious-monkey-flask-urine\/","title":{"rendered":"Serious Monkey &#8211; Flask Urine"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 class=\"fusion-woocommerce-tab-title fusion-responsive-typography-calculated\" data-lineheight=\"37.6px\" data-fontsize=\"20\">Description<\/h3>\n<div>If you need fake urine, it\u2019s crucial to find a high-quality, realistic source.<\/div>\n<h2 class=\"fusion-responsive-typography-calculated\" data-lineheight=\"47.88px\" data-fontsize=\"38\">How To Use Monkey Flask<\/h2>\n<div>1-Open the kit.<\/div>\n<div>2-Heat the container until it reaches the desired temperature.<\/div>\n<div>3-Attach it to your leg.<\/div>\n<div>4-Go to the testing facility and put the liquid into the collection cup.<\/div>\n<div>5-Job done!<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Once opened and exposed to air the synthetic urine must be used within 48 hours to ensure no bacteria starts to develop.<\/div>\n<div>\n<h2 class=\"fusion-responsive-typography-calculated\" data-lineheight=\"47.88px\" data-fontsize=\"38\">What is Monkey Flask by Serious Monkey Bizzness?<\/h2>\n<p>Monkey Flask is premixed synthetic urine from Serious Monkey Bizzness. The liquid is created and tested in a laboratory, and it resembles real human urine, even at a molecular level. The similarities between this product and real urine are the result of realistic ingredients.<\/p>\n<p>It also has the same appearance and smell as urine, and it foams when you shake the bottle. This physical resemblance is crucial if you want to use the product for screenings, fetish play, or even pranks.<\/p>\n<p>Our kit contains a 3.5 oz bottle of synthetic urine in liquid form, an eight-hour organic heat pad, and a set of easy-to-follow instructions.<\/p>\n<p>High-end synthetic pee cannot be detected with a surface inspection or even lab equipment. That\u2019s what you must find \u2013 especially if you need the urine to pass a screening that can affect your career.<\/p>\n<p>Serious Monkey Bizzness is a company that provides several such realistic, high-end, yet affordable products. These products include Monkey Urine, Monkey Whizz, and Monkey Flask. Many articles refer to all of these products as \u201cMonkey Whizz,\u201d but there are several differences between them.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<h3>Features:<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Over 3.5oz toxin-free synthetic urine.<\/li>\n<li>one heat pad ( Will heat fluid up to realistic body temp of 98.6 degrees ).<\/li>\n<li>\n<div>The Monkey Flask Kit contains:<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div>3.5oz synthetic urine bottle (with temperature strip mounted)<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div>8-hour organic heating pad<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div>set of easy-to-follow instructions<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div>The\u00a0<b><strong>Monkey Flask&#8217;s<\/strong><\/b>\u00a0unique design, with a safety sealed flip-top cap, contains\u00a0<i><b>3.5oz of the highest quality\u00a0imitation\u00a0urine<\/b><\/i>, which allows for easy concealment and ensures proper heating for up to 8 hours! 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